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Quote = new Array ("... Do you know what I was smiling at?  You wrote down that you were a writer by <i>profession</i>. It sounded to me like the lovliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It's never been anything but your religion. Never. I'm a little over-excited now. Since it <I>is</I> your religion, do you know what you will be asked when you die? But let me tell you first what you won't be asked. You won't be asked if you were working on a wonderful, moving piece of writing when you died. You won't be asked if it was long or short, sad or funny, published or unpublished. You won't be asked if you were in good or bad form while you were working on it. You won't even be asked if it was the one piece of writing you would have been working on if you had known your time would be up when it was finished - I think only poor Soren K. will get asked that. I'm so sure you'll get asked only two questions. <I>Were most of your stars out? Were you busy writing your heart out?</I> If only you knew how easy it would be for you to say yes to both questions. If only you'd remember before ever you sit down to write that you've been a <I>reader</I> long before you were ever a writer. You simply fix that fact in your mind, then sit very still and ask yourself, as a reader, what piece of writing in all the world Buddy Glass would most want to read if he had his heart's choice. The next step is terrible, but so simple I can hardly believe it as I write it. You just sit down shamelessly and write the thing yourself.....",
"Sometimes it seems like we're all living in, like, some kind of prison. And the crime is how much we hate ourselves. It's good to get dressed up, once in a while. And admit the truth. That when you really look closely, people are so strange and so complicated that they are actually... beautiful.<p>Possibly even me.",
"'Come to the edge,' he said.<br>They said, 'We are afraid.'<br>'Come to the edge,' he said.<br>And they came.<br>And he pushed them over.<br>And they flew.",
"Every day we slaughter our finest impules...<br>stifled because we lacked the faith to believe in our<br>own powers, our own criterion of truth and beauty....<br>We all derive from the same source. There is no<br>mystery about the origin of things we are all part of<br>creation, all kings, all poets, all musicians; we have<br>only to open up, only to discover what is already there.",
"Judge me all you want,<br><big><b>just keep</b></big><br>the verdict to yourself.",
"<big><b>DANCE</b></big><br>like no one is watching<p><big><b>LOVE</b></big><br>like you'll never be hurt<p><big><b>SING</b></big><br>like no one is listening<p><big><b>LIVE</b></big><br>like it's heaven on Earth",
"This life has been a test.<br>If it had been an actual life,<br>you would have received instructions<br>on where to go, and what to do.")
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