{"id":122,"date":"2004-01-15T01:11:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-15T01:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tmayhaps.wordpress.com\/2004\/01\/15\/she-sells-poles-on-her-website"},"modified":"2004-01-15T01:11:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-15T01:11:00","slug":"she-sells-poles-on-her-website","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/15\/she-sells-poles-on-her-website\/","title":{"rendered":"she sells poles on her website"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nFirst there was the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/B0000YTP5M\/qid=1074129246\/sr=1-1\/ref=sr_1_1\/102-7254505-9107306?v=glance&amp;s=music\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"bloglink\">Ah-nold workout<\/a>, and now the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/0761130632\/qid=1074128944\/sr=1-1\/ref=sr_1_1\/102-7254505-9107306?v=glance&amp;s=books\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"bloglink\">stripper workout<\/a>?\n<\/p>\n<p>\nAnd I thought my workout instructor was just being funny when she had us do the &#8220;stripper stretch&#8221; &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First there was the Ah-nold workout, and now the stripper workout? And I thought my workout instructor was just being funny when she had us do the &#8220;stripper stretch&#8221; &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9vfXi-1Y","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}