{"id":135,"date":"2004-02-22T19:49:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-22T19:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tmayhaps.wordpress.com\/2004\/02\/22\/dust-birdies"},"modified":"2004-02-22T19:49:00","modified_gmt":"2004-02-22T19:49:00","slug":"dust-birdies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2004\/02\/22\/dust-birdies\/","title":{"rendered":"dust birdies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nOkay, <a href=\"..\/pics\/p2220971.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"bloglink\">this<\/a> is just <a href=\"..\/pics\/p2220977.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"bloglink\">disgusting<\/a>.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI leave the ceiling fan on in my bedroom all year round, but I must have knocked it off balance a bit yesterday when I was painting because it was making a rattling sound in the middle of the night and I turned it off. This morning, I noticed what I could have never noticed while it was spinning above me: the <i>unbelievable<\/i> collection of dust that had accumulated on the blades. I&#8217;m pretty good about vacuuming up all dust balls in the corners of my apartment but I never thought to look at the ceiling for dust collections.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, this is just disgusting. I leave the ceiling fan on in my bedroom all year round, but I must have knocked it off balance a bit yesterday when I was painting because it was making a rattling sound in the middle of the night and I turned it off. This morning, I noticed what [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9vfXi-2b","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}