{"id":156,"date":"2004-04-19T11:20:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-19T11:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tmayhaps.wordpress.com\/2004\/04\/19\/monday-morning"},"modified":"2004-04-19T11:20:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-19T11:20:00","slug":"monday-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/19\/monday-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"monday morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nThe problem with taking pills when you first get up is that five minutes later, when you are in the shower and actually start to really <i>wake up<\/i>, you can&#8217;t remember if you actually took the pills or not.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<i>&#8220;I remember opening the container &#8230; or was that yesterday &#8230; no that was definitely today &#8230; I remember reading my email &#8230; deleting the spam &#8230; checking for that DVD &#8230; then I closed the window &#8230; got in the shower &#8230;<br \/>\n<\/i><\/p>\n<p>\n<i><br \/>\n&#8220;But did I take the pill? &#8230;&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The problem with taking pills when you first get up is that five minutes later, when you are in the shower and actually start to really wake up, you can&#8217;t remember if you actually took the pills or not. &#8220;I remember opening the container &#8230; or was that yesterday &#8230; no that was definitely today [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9vfXi-2w","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}