{"id":161,"date":"2004-04-29T21:40:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-29T21:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tmayhaps.wordpress.com\/2004\/04\/29\/ive-been-goosed"},"modified":"2004-04-29T21:40:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-29T21:40:00","slug":"ive-been-goosed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/29\/ive-been-goosed\/","title":{"rendered":"i&#039;ve been goosed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nSeasonal duck now has a work counterpart: <a href=\"..\/pics\/p4291026.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"bloglink\">not-so-seasonal goose<\/a>.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nEvery person in my company has one of these. And it <b>honks<\/b>. Imagine several hundred people getting these all at once and you&#8217;ll have a pretty good idea of what it was like for fifteen minutes or so this afternoon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seasonal duck now has a work counterpart: not-so-seasonal goose. Every person in my company has one of these. And it honks. Imagine several hundred people getting these all at once and you&#8217;ll have a pretty good idea of what it was like for fifteen minutes or so this afternoon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9vfXi-2B","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=161"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}