{"id":174,"date":"2004-07-13T03:05:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-13T03:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tmayhaps.wordpress.com\/2004\/07\/13\/that-was-some-spankin"},"modified":"2004-07-13T03:05:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-13T03:05:00","slug":"that-was-some-spankin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/13\/that-was-some-spankin\/","title":{"rendered":"that was some spankin&#039;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nI actually have a <i>welt<\/i> on my butt from my dragonboat practice tonight. A big, fat, raised, stings when you get in the shower, hurts to sit on this chair right now, <i>welt<\/i> the size of a toonie, with a nice wide strip of bruise cutting it in half down the centre.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever had a welt before.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I actually have a welt on my butt from my dragonboat practice tonight. A big, fat, raised, stings when you get in the shower, hurts to sit on this chair right now, welt the size of a toonie, with a nice wide strip of bruise cutting it in half down the centre. I don&#8217;t think [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9vfXi-2O","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=174"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}