{"id":177,"date":"2004-08-16T21:45:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-16T21:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tmayhaps.wordpress.com\/2004\/08\/16\/next-time-im-going-thai"},"modified":"2004-08-16T21:45:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-16T21:45:00","slug":"next-time-im-going-thai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2004\/08\/16\/next-time-im-going-thai\/","title":{"rendered":"next time i&#039;m going thai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nThe last few times I have visited my massage therapist, I&#8217;ve come out feeling slightly better and slightly worse. Slightly better because whatever ailment I had has been mashed and twisted to a pulp. Worse because, well, I&#8217;ve been mashed and twisted to a pulp. And I know that I&#8217;m suppose to tell her if it hurts too much, but most of the time the pain is temporary, but the result is more long lasting. It&#8217;s one of the <i>good pains<\/i>.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nToday, however, I think I should have said uncle. Today, I think I might bruise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The last few times I have visited my massage therapist, I&#8217;ve come out feeling slightly better and slightly worse. Slightly better because whatever ailment I had has been mashed and twisted to a pulp. Worse because, well, I&#8217;ve been mashed and twisted to a pulp. And I know that I&#8217;m suppose to tell her if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9vfXi-2R","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}