{"id":180,"date":"2004-10-15T14:47:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-15T14:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tmayhaps.wordpress.com\/2004\/10\/15\/it-always-comes-in-threes"},"modified":"2004-10-15T14:47:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-15T14:47:00","slug":"it-always-comes-in-threes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/15\/it-always-comes-in-threes\/","title":{"rendered":"it always comes in threes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nThree times I have taken my phone out of my purse and put it on my desk.\n<\/p>\n<p>Three times I have looked for my phone on my desk, only to find it mysteriously back in its pocket in my purse.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nAnd to think that tonight I am going to Oktoberfest to kill even <b>more<\/b> brain cells!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three times I have taken my phone out of my purse and put it on my desk. Three times I have looked for my phone on my desk, only to find it mysteriously back in its pocket in my purse. And to think that tonight I am going to Oktoberfest to kill even more brain [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9vfXi-2U","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}