{"id":183,"date":"2004-10-27T17:52:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-27T17:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tmayhaps.wordpress.com\/2004\/10\/27\/cant-stop-staring"},"modified":"2004-10-27T17:52:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-27T17:52:00","slug":"cant-stop-staring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/27\/cant-stop-staring\/","title":{"rendered":"can&#039;t &#8230; stop &#8230; staring &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nI had to go to the bank today to get the certified cheque for the downpayment on my house and now I can&#8217;t seem to take my eyes off the cheque. I keep peeking into the envelope, partly to make sure that the cheque is still there, and partly just to look at all those numbers.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nIt&#8217;s so very pretty. Too bad it&#8217;s not for me.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nOf course, my house is going to be awesome too. And that one is for me (and the cats I suppose, if you want to get technical).\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<i>One more day.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had to go to the bank today to get the certified cheque for the downpayment on my house and now I can&#8217;t seem to take my eyes off the cheque. I keep peeking into the envelope, partly to make sure that the cheque is still there, and partly just to look at all those [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9vfXi-2X","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=183"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}