{"id":216,"date":"2006-08-25T12:48:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-25T17:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tmayhaps.wordpress.com\/2006\/08\/25\/should-have-just-said-yes"},"modified":"2010-02-13T18:48:18","modified_gmt":"2010-02-13T23:48:18","slug":"should-have-just-said-yes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/25\/should-have-just-said-yes\/","title":{"rendered":"should have just said yes &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did you want to cuddle?<\/p>\n<p><i>&lt;big sigh&gt;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I take it that means that you don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want to cuddle?<\/p>\n<p><i>No, the size of my sigh was not inversely proportional to my desire to cuddle.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&lt;silence&gt;<\/p>\n<p><i>.. *not* inversely proportional.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&lt;silence&gt;<\/p>\n<p><i>It was just a sigh.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&lt;silence&gt;<\/p>\n<p>Shouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t it be inversely proportional? A sigh is bad, so cuddling should be good.<\/p>\n<p><i>Yes, but I referred to the *size* of the sigh being not inversely proportional to my desire to cuddle. So a big sigh does not mean that I have a low desire to cuddle.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Right.<\/p>\n<p><i>Yeah.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&lt;silence&gt;<\/p>\n<p><i>We shouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t discuss these things when we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re tired.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Agreed.<\/p>\n<p><i>Good.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&lt;silence&gt;<\/p>\n<p>So did you want to cuddle?<\/p>\n<p><i>So, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re too warm.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>You don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t mind cuddling with Paco and he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s like a little furnace!<\/p>\n<p><i>Yes, but he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s an arm-sized little furnace. You are a complete body furnace.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t believe I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve been replaced.<\/p>\n<p><i>You haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t been replaced. You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve just been usurped.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s no better.<\/p>\n<p><i>Sure it is. It sounds nicer.<\/i><\/p>\n<p class=\"footnote\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"footnote\"><a href=\"2006_08_01_archive.html\">Previously (A face only a mother could love?)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you want to cuddle? &lt;big sigh&gt; I take it that means that you don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want to cuddle? No, the size of my sigh was not inversely proportional to my desire to cuddle. &lt;silence&gt; .. *not* inversely proportional. &lt;silence&gt; It was just a sigh. &lt;silence&gt; Shouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t it be inversely proportional? A sigh is bad, so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[3],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9vfXi-3u","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=216"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}