{"id":219,"date":"2008-04-17T01:49:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-17T01:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tmayhaps.wordpress.com\/2008\/04\/17\/why-we-cannot-go-to-the-tim-hortons-store-anymore"},"modified":"2008-04-17T01:49:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-17T01:49:00","slug":"why-we-cannot-go-to-the-tim-hortons-store-anymore-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/17\/why-we-cannot-go-to-the-tim-hortons-store-anymore-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Why we cannot go to the Tim Horton&#039;s store anymore"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nRecent trips to the store have included:\n<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ordering a chocolate coconut donut and a chocolate dip donut and ending up with two plain donuts<\/li>\n<li>Ordering a black coffee and getting a coffee with two creams<\/li>\n<li>Ordering a blueberry muffin and getting a bran muffin<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And then there is my very favourite one, not a recent one, but the one that I love the most:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ordering a decaf tea and being asked if that was a mix of decaf coffee and regular tea<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>We don&#8217;t mumble. We don&#8217;t slur our words. We make a point to <i>enunciate<\/i>. And yet &#8230; we do not get what we want. We have drawn the line in the sand, and the line says that we cannot support stupidity anymore.<\/p>\n<p>\nExcept that we have one more free coffee to cash in on.\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"footnote\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"footnote\"><a href=\"2008_03_01_archive.html\">Previously (Bridezilla, or just your average stressed-out bride?)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recent trips to the store have included: Ordering a chocolate coconut donut and a chocolate dip donut and ending up with two plain donuts Ordering a black coffee and getting a coffee with two creams Ordering a blueberry muffin and getting a bran muffin And then there is my very favourite one, not a recent [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9vfXi-3x","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}