{"id":220,"date":"2008-04-28T23:43:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-28T23:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tmayhaps.wordpress.com\/2008\/04\/28\/my-future-kids-are-doomed"},"modified":"2008-04-28T23:43:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-28T23:43:00","slug":"my-future-kids-are-doomed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/28\/my-future-kids-are-doomed\/","title":{"rendered":"My future kids are doomed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nI bruise really easily. I mean *really* easily. I routinely find bruises and have no idea where they came from. Sometimes I will tell Charles when I bump into things, not because it hurts or anything, but so that when I wonder later where the mystery bruise came from, he may at least remember.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nWe took one of our cats to the vet on Friday and she wasn&#8217;t really thrilled about the trip, so she scratched me on my arm.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nAnd now I have a bruise there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bruise really easily. I mean *really* easily. I routinely find bruises and have no idea where they came from. Sometimes I will tell Charles when I bump into things, not because it hurts or anything, but so that when I wonder later where the mystery bruise came from, he may at least remember. We [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9vfXi-3y","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=220"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}