{"id":237,"date":"2009-11-08T00:08:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-08T05:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tmayhaps.wordpress.com\/2009\/11\/08\/just-call-me-rosemary"},"modified":"2010-05-10T06:41:54","modified_gmt":"2010-05-10T11:41:54","slug":"just-call-me-rosemary-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/08\/just-call-me-rosemary-2\/","title":{"rendered":"just call me rosemary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nAbby is a cute baby. Now, we know that as her parents we are somewhat biased, but we often have complete strangers comment on how cute she is, so we&#8217;re pretty sure that we&#8217;re not just blinded by our shared DNA. But what most often follows that comment is the rather perplexing (to me) question: &#8220;Is she a good baby?&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nUm &#8230; suuuure &#8230; ?\n<\/p>\n<p>\nNow I know that what people are really asking is &#8220;Does she sleep well?&#8221; or &#8220;Is she a happy baby?&#8221; or, more to the point: &#8220;Does she cry much?&#8221;. But that is not the question that is asked &#8211; the question that is asked is &#8220;Is she a good baby?&#8221;. The smartass that lives inside of me would love to answer &#8220;Actually, she is the spawn from Hell&#8221; but the rational side of me will not let me. So I answer &#8220;Yes, she is a good baby&#8221;. Because to answer No to the question &#8220;Is she a good baby&#8221; is to say that she is a BAD BABY. And babies aren&#8217;t bad. Babies just *are*. Babies are gassy, babies are overwhelmed, babies don&#8217;t sleep. But babies aren&#8217;t bad. Babies don&#8217;t set out to piss you off or to make you sleep-deprived or to soil their diaper not 30 seconds after you change it (every single time you change it).\n<\/p>\n<p>\nIf someone asked me if she slept well, I would say &#8220;Overnight: Yes. During the day: Not in the least.&#8221; If someone actually asked me if she was a happy baby, then I would say &#8220;Not overly&#8221;. She cries quite a bit actually  &#8211; because she gets gas, because she doesn&#8217;t sleep and gets overtired, because she still hasn&#8217;t figured out this world outside my womb.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nBut she is a very, very good baby.\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mayhaps.com\/pics\/Nov09\/PB010047.jpg\" border=\"1\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\">\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"footnote\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Abby is a cute baby. Now, we know that as her parents we are somewhat biased, but we often have complete strangers comment on how cute she is, so we&#8217;re pretty sure that we&#8217;re not just blinded by our shared DNA. But what most often follows that comment is the rather perplexing (to me) question: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[10],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9vfXi-3P","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=237"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}