{"id":240,"date":"2009-12-20T21:15:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-21T02:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tmayhaps.wordpress.com\/2009\/12\/20\/squirrels-you-just-cant-trust-em"},"modified":"2010-03-01T15:33:02","modified_gmt":"2010-03-01T20:33:02","slug":"squirrels-you-just-cant-trust-em","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/20\/squirrels-you-just-cant-trust-em\/","title":{"rendered":"Squirrels. You just can&#8217;t trust &#8217;em."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, who else would steal a bag of microwave popcorn from a stocking, rip it open, and spread it out all over the living room carpet?<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mayhaps.com\/pics\/Dec09\/PC200054.jpg\" border=\"1\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\">\n<\/p>\n<p>Umm, Paco? Why does your breath smell like butter?<\/p>\n<p class=\"footnote\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, who else would steal a bag of microwave popcorn from a stocking, rip it open, and spread it out all over the living room carpet? Umm, Paco? Why does your breath smell like butter? &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[3],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9vfXi-3S","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}