{"id":267,"date":"2003-05-30T18:21:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-30T18:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tmayhaps.wordpress.com\/2003\/05\/30\/24"},"modified":"2010-02-13T20:02:58","modified_gmt":"2010-02-14T01:02:58","slug":"24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2003\/05\/30\/24\/","title":{"rendered":"boy can I pick &#8217;em"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nI have this innate ability to pick shoes that sound perfectly fine (that is, they don&#8217;t make noise) in the store, but take on a characteristic squeak or whoosh when I get them home. When approaching someone from behind earlier this week I was actually recognized by the squeak one of my sneakers makes when I walk. I thought it might go away over time, but I have had them for a year and my left shoe still makes a small but noticable noise when I step down. And just now, a man actually stopped and pointed at my new sandals, both of which are blessed with a piston-like sound when I walk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have this innate ability to pick shoes that sound perfectly fine (that is, they don&#8217;t make noise) in the store, but take on a characteristic squeak or whoosh when I get them home. When approaching someone from behind earlier this week I was actually recognized by the squeak one of my sneakers makes when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s9vfXi-24","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=267"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}