\nAfter listening to my friend’s description of how they get that soft gooey caramel inside the Caramilk bar, and the chemistry behind the soft-centered Halls, I can honestly say I don’t think I can ever ingest those things again. I think I was better off when it was still one of “life’s sweet mysteries”.\n<\/p>\n
\nI’m not doing too well with my lack of internet at home. Weekdays aren’t too bad since I’m at work and can check my email throughout the day, but weekends are a little tough. I came into work both yesterday and today just to check my email and do the errands that I need internet for. Only … three more weeks – hopefully(!) – until my new internet provider kicks in and makes it all better.\n<\/p>\n
\nDamn. That’s long.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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