{"id":277,"date":"2003-06-25T12:56:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-25T12:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tmayhaps.wordpress.com\/2003\/06\/25\/34"},"modified":"2010-02-13T20:04:16","modified_gmt":"2010-02-14T01:04:16","slug":"34","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2003\/06\/25\/34\/","title":{"rendered":"stoopid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nFirst of all, stealing is bad.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nBut if you are going to steal, use your brain: don&#8217;t steal <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mtv.com\/news\/articles\/1473171\/20030623\/story.jhtml\" target=\"_blank\"><b>250, 000 worth of jewellery<\/b><\/a> and expect it to go unnoticed. Start small.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First of all, stealing is bad. But if you are going to steal, use your brain: don&#8217;t steal 250, 000 worth of jewellery and expect it to go unnoticed. Start small.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s9vfXi-34","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}