{"id":285,"date":"2003-07-13T15:54:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-13T15:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tmayhaps.wordpress.com\/2003\/07\/13\/42"},"modified":"2010-02-13T20:07:27","modified_gmt":"2010-02-14T01:07:27","slug":"42","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2003\/07\/13\/42\/","title":{"rendered":"par-tay!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n1 kiddie pool<br \/>\n31 bags of topsoil<br \/>\n<u>2 dozen friends and strangers<\/u><br \/>\nMud wrestling: who knew there were so many stones in top soil?\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI think everyone who participated in the mud wrestling events of yesterday &#8211; think &#8220;keg party&#8221; &#8211; walked (or crawled) away with a few bonus openings. I only caught one major gash, but it stings more than a bee &#8230; sting. My knees look a little worse for the wear, and just when they were starting to heal from the bruises of moving. Ah well, I may bruise easily, but they at least seem to fade fairly quickly. The cut on the bottom of my foot will take a bit longer, judging by the rate the cut on the bottom of my <i>other<\/i> foot is taking to close.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nAnd yes, the mud wrestling was planned. &#8216;Cuz mud doesn&#8217;t wash out of your clothes very easily, let me tell you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1 kiddie pool 31 bags of topsoil 2 dozen friends and strangers Mud wrestling: who knew there were so many stones in top soil? I think everyone who participated in the mud wrestling events of yesterday &#8211; think &#8220;keg party&#8221; &#8211; walked (or crawled) away with a few bonus openings. I only caught one major [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s9vfXi-42","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}