{"id":288,"date":"2003-07-17T23:23:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-17T23:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tmayhaps.wordpress.com\/2003\/07\/17\/45"},"modified":"2010-02-13T20:06:43","modified_gmt":"2010-02-14T01:06:43","slug":"45","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2003\/07\/17\/45\/","title":{"rendered":"can I get change with that?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nI had to laugh when I opened my final phone bill and saw the staggering amount of <i>$3.56<\/i>. Of course, it all makes sense when you realize that I pre-paid the monthly charges the previous bill and it was only my long-distance charges that remained.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nAnd it&#8217;s still not nearly as funny as my friend who opened her most recent phone bill to see the staggering total of $0.00 &#8230; and a <b>credit of over $2000<\/b>. At that rate, she figured she would have free phone bills for the next six years. Unfortunately it was just a clerical error. But funny none-the-less.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had to laugh when I opened my final phone bill and saw the staggering amount of $3.56. Of course, it all makes sense when you realize that I pre-paid the monthly charges the previous bill and it was only my long-distance charges that remained. And it&#8217;s still not nearly as funny as my friend [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s9vfXi-45","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}