{"id":306,"date":"2003-09-07T01:08:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-07T01:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tmayhaps.wordpress.com\/2003\/09\/07\/63"},"modified":"2010-02-17T11:43:07","modified_gmt":"2010-02-17T16:43:07","slug":"63-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2003\/09\/07\/63-2\/","title":{"rendered":"joyrider"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nI&#8217;m seriously beginning to think that someone is driving my car during the day when I am at work, or perhaps late at night when I am asleep in my bed, dreaming my weird dreams.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nThe <b>only<\/b> reason I say this is because it seems like every time I get in my car, the <i>damned headrest is moved again<\/i>. I like my headrest set back as far as it goes, mostly because the only times I drive my car these days is when I&#8217;m heading to the park to go inline skating, and hence my hair is in a ponytail. Ponytails and headrests do not mix well. So I push it all the way back, and go on my merry way.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nBut it seem like I have to do this almost every time! If I was moving the headrest <b>up<\/b>, I could easily buy the excuse that gravity is pulling it down on me. But I&#8217;m moving it <b>back<\/b>, and as far as I know, gravity has yet to work in a horizontal field.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m seriously beginning to think that someone is driving my car during the day when I am at work, or perhaps late at night when I am asleep in my bed, dreaming my weird dreams. The only reason I say this is because it seems like every time I get in my car, the damned [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9vfXi-4W","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=306"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}