{"id":310,"date":"2003-10-10T11:32:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-10T11:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tmayhaps.wordpress.com\/2003\/10\/10\/67"},"modified":"2010-02-16T11:08:24","modified_gmt":"2010-02-16T16:08:24","slug":"67-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/10\/67-2\/","title":{"rendered":"just getting purtied up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nAs I drove to my friend&#8217;s house last night, I took advantage of a red light to put some lip balm on. As I tilted the rearview mirror back to its correct position I did a doubletake as I caught a glimpse of the man in the car behind me putting what looked like a <i>giant white pacifier<\/i> in his mouth.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nIt took me a second to realize that he was actually applying <i>clown makeup<\/i>, which he kept doing even as the light turned green and the traffic started moving again.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI don&#8217;t know if he was just on his way to an early Halloween party, an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oktoberfest.ca\"><b>Oktoberfest<\/b><\/a> celebration, or perhaps the clown gig is a regular job, but I&#8217;d love to see the description of the ticket he&#8217;d get if he got pulled over for not paying attention to the road as he drove.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<i><br \/>\nMan was applying makeup as he ran red light &#8230;<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I drove to my friend&#8217;s house last night, I took advantage of a red light to put some lip balm on. As I tilted the rearview mirror back to its correct position I did a doubletake as I caught a glimpse of the man in the car behind me putting what looked like a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9vfXi-50","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}