{"id":325,"date":"2003-11-06T21:45:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-06T21:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tmayhaps.wordpress.com\/2003\/11\/06\/82"},"modified":"2010-02-16T10:21:32","modified_gmt":"2010-02-16T15:21:32","slug":"82-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2003\/11\/06\/82-2\/","title":{"rendered":"what can you do with a drunken sailor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nThe <a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/ws\/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;item=3146042998\" target=\"_blank\"><b>stupidity<\/b><\/a> of some people astounds me. Read the listing, then read the rest of this post. It won&#8217;t take you long.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nDone? Okay. The listing itself is very amusing and almost worth a glance on it&#8217;s own but it is the winning bidder that really cracks me up. You see, the winning bidder actually submitted a complaint because *FIVE* of the beanies were &#8230; wait for it &#8230; <b>FAKES<\/b>. And therefore, the seller was a <b>LIAR<\/b> and is a <b>FEDERAL CRIMINAL<\/b>.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nAparently she missed when he said &#8220;<i>Final Notice and Disclaimer: I know nothing about these stuffed Beanie Babies. I offer no proof of anything.<\/i>&#8221; or &#8220;<i>Thus no gauruntees!<\/i>&#8221; (which despite the bad spelling is obvious) or &#8220;<i>I make no claims on value<\/i>&#8221; or any of his other statements that said he knew nuttin&#8217; about them, didn&#8217;t want to know nuttin&#8217; about them and, in summary, didn&#8217;t give a rat&#8217;s a** about them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The stupidity of some people astounds me. Read the listing, then read the rest of this post. It won&#8217;t take you long. Done? Okay. The listing itself is very amusing and almost worth a glance on it&#8217;s own but it is the winning bidder that really cracks me up. You see, the winning bidder actually [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9vfXi-5f","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}