{"id":371,"date":"2010-03-21T18:17:21","date_gmt":"2010-03-21T23:17:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/?p=371"},"modified":"2010-05-10T06:41:16","modified_gmt":"2010-05-10T11:41:16","slug":"i-used-to-call-her-milk-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/21\/i-used-to-call-her-milk-face\/","title":{"rendered":"I used to call her milk-face"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now I guess I&#8217;ll have to change that to broccoli-face. And broccoli hands &#8230; and broccoli hair &#8230; <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mayhaps.com\/pics\/Mar10\/P3210024.jpg\" alt=\"Broccoli moustache and beard\" border=\"1\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"\/> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mayhaps.com\/pics\/Mar10\/P3210029.jpg\" alt=\"Fun fun fun fun fun ...\" border=\"1\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"\/> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mayhaps.com\/pics\/Mar10\/P3210028.jpg\" alt=\"What? Why are you looking at me like that?\" border=\"1\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now I guess I&#8217;ll have to change that to broccoli-face. And broccoli hands &#8230; and broccoli hair &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[10],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9vfXi-5Z","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}