{"id":430,"date":"2012-03-10T15:49:24","date_gmt":"2012-03-10T20:49:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/?p=430"},"modified":"2012-03-10T15:49:24","modified_gmt":"2012-03-10T20:49:24","slug":"more-wattles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/10\/more-wattles\/","title":{"rendered":"More wattles!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Wake up time?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153One more hour.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Wake up time now?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s only been three minutes.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Why no wake up time?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Ugh.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Have wattles?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Fine.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Now to make coffee.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153MORE WATTLES!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153&#8230; Pease?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Uggggh.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br \/>\nIf you have a toddler, you know that they have two volumes: loud and louder. Good thing they are so cute.<\/p>\n<p>This was written for the Trifecta <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trifectawritingchallenge.com\/2012\/03\/trifextra-week-seven.html\" title=\"Trifextra: Week Seven Writing Challenge\" target=\"_blank\">Trifextra: Week Seven Writing Challenge<\/a>: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153&#8230;give us a story or snippet of a story which includes, in exactly 33 words, a justified exclamation point\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Wake up time?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153One more hour.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Wake up time now?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s only been three minutes.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Why no wake up time?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ugh. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Have wattles?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Fine. &#8220;Here.&#8221; Now to make coffee. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153MORE WATTLES!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153&#8230; Pease?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Uggggh. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; If you have a toddler, you know that they have two volumes: loud and louder. Good thing they are so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,13],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9vfXi-6W","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=430"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}