{"id":451,"date":"2013-12-06T14:46:49","date_gmt":"2013-12-06T19:46:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/?p=451"},"modified":"2013-12-06T14:46:49","modified_gmt":"2013-12-06T19:46:49","slug":"gnomey-on-a-ledge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/06\/gnomey-on-a-ledge\/","title":{"rendered":"Gnomey on a ledge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I admit, I&#8217;ve always though the idea of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.elfontheshelf.com\">Elf on the Shelf<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0was kind of cute. And there are some hilarious ideas out there &#8211; some kid-friendly, some not so much &#8211; of what you can do with your Elf so that you aren&#8217;t wracking your brain every night. But the actual Elf \u00c2\u00a0&#8230; well, he&#8217;s never quite been to my taste. Plus, our kids haven&#8217;t really been old enough to understand the idea of the Elf reporting back to Santa, so we&#8217;ve largely ignored\/avoided the little guy.\u00c2\u00a0But now that Abigail has hit the Frustrating Fours, it seemed like a good time to reconsider our options for reminding her to be nice, not naughty\/cranky\/yell-y.<\/p>\n<p>Except, of course, that the original Elf still isn&#8217;t quite to my taste, and we didn&#8217;t have a stand-in for him. But a few days ago I had the brilliant (if I do say so myself) idea of making a little Gnomey to watch over our house instead! Luckily I found a half-finished one in my stash, so all I had to do was make the arms and hat and he was ready to go! I skipped the beard for this guy (mostly because I couldn&#8217;t find the yarn I usually use for the beard) and also opted to give him some legs that could dangle over the shelf. Abby thought it was amusing to have a Gnomey with legs. Abby also thought our Gnomey should be a girl (maybe because of the lack of a beard?).\u00c2\u00a0And so Lovela (as named by Abby) was born and has taken up residence in our house to watch over the girls and report back to Santa.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"453\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/06\/gnomey-on-a-ledge\/olympus-digital-camera-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC060013.jpg?fit=240%2C320&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"240,320\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;SP500UZ&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1386339799&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.3&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;400&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.04&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC060013.jpg?fit=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC060013.jpg?fit=240%2C320&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-453\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC060013.jpg?resize=240%2C320&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"240\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC060013.jpg?w=240&amp;ssl=1 240w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC060013.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"452\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/06\/gnomey-on-a-ledge\/olympus-digital-camera\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC060012.jpg?fit=240%2C320&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"240,320\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;SP500UZ&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1386322452&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.3&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;400&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.1&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC060012.jpg?fit=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC060012.jpg?fit=240%2C320&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-452\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC060012.jpg?resize=240%2C320&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"240\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC060012.jpg?w=240&amp;ssl=1 240w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC060012.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"454\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/06\/gnomey-on-a-ledge\/olympus-digital-camera-3\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC060014.jpg?fit=240%2C320&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"240,320\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;SP500UZ&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1386340084&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.3&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;400&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.16666666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC060014.jpg?fit=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC060014.jpg?fit=240%2C320&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-454\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC060014.jpg?resize=240%2C320&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"240\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC060014.jpg?w=240&amp;ssl=1 240w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC060014.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 80%; text-align: center;\"><em>Lovela Gnomey \/ Lovela\u00c2\u00a0burning off the Christmas calories on the jumpoline \/\u00c2\u00a0Lovela Gnomey\u00c2\u00a0and her homeys<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll see how this plays out. So far Abby seems to be buying into the idea<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"456\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/06\/gnomey-on-a-ledge\/olympus-digital-camera-5\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC0500111.jpg?fit=720%2C540&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"720,540\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;3.3&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;SP500UZ&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1386271670&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;24.9&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;400&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;1&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC0500111.jpg?fit=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC0500111.jpg?fit=720%2C540&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-456\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC0500111.jpg?resize=720%2C540&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"720\" height=\"540\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC0500111.jpg?w=720&amp;ssl=1 720w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC0500111.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 80%; text-align: center;\"><em>Abby telling Lovela about the good and not-so-good things that she did during the day<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I admit, I&#8217;ve always though the idea of Elf on the Shelf\u00c2\u00a0was kind of cute. And there are some hilarious ideas out there &#8211; some kid-friendly, some not so much &#8211; of what you can do with your Elf so that you aren&#8217;t wracking your brain every night. But the actual Elf \u00c2\u00a0&#8230; well, he&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[4,12,10],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9vfXi-7h","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=451"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}