{"id":548,"date":"2014-02-06T10:23:59","date_gmt":"2014-02-06T15:23:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/?p=548"},"modified":"2014-02-06T10:23:59","modified_gmt":"2014-02-06T15:23:59","slug":"waffles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/06\/waffles\/","title":{"rendered":"Waffles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"549\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/06\/waffles\/img_20140206_094517\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_20140206_094517.jpg?fit=800%2C600&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"800,600\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;BlackBerry Z10&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1391679917&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.1&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;70&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.05&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_20140206_094517\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_20140206_094517.jpg?fit=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_20140206_094517.jpg?fit=800%2C600&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-549\" alt=\"IMG_20140206_094517\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_20140206_094517.jpg?resize=800%2C600&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_20140206_094517.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_20140206_094517.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_20140206_094517.jpg?resize=160%2C120&amp;ssl=1 160w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m grateful that after 4 days of her yelling &#8220;SNOT!!&#8221; at me, today she felt better enough to yell &#8220;WAFFLES!&#8221; (although she&#8217;s still stuffed up too).<\/p>\n<p>Next we&#8217;ll work on the yelling. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m grateful that after 4 days of her yelling &#8220;SNOT!!&#8221; at me, today she felt better enough to yell &#8220;WAFFLES!&#8221; (although she&#8217;s still stuffed up too). Next we&#8217;ll work on the yelling. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[14,10],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s9vfXi-waffles","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/548"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=548"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/548\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayhaps.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}