Did you want to cuddle?

<big sigh>

I take it that means that you don’t want to cuddle?

No, the size of my sigh was not inversely proportional to my desire to cuddle.

<silence>

.. *not* inversely proportional.

<silence>

It was just a sigh.

<silence>

Shouldn’t it be inversely proportional? A sigh is bad, so cuddling should be good.

Yes, but I referred to the *size* of the sigh being not inversely proportional to my desire to cuddle. So a big sigh does not mean that I have a low desire to cuddle.

Right.

Yeah.

<silence>

We shouldn’t discuss these things when we’re tired.

Agreed.

Good.

<silence>

So did you want to cuddle?

So, you’re too warm.

You don’t mind cuddling with Paco and he’s like a little furnace!

Yes, but he’s an arm-sized little furnace. You are a complete body furnace.

I can’t believe I’ve been replaced.

You haven’t been replaced. You’ve just been usurped.

That’s no better.

Sure it is. It sounds nicer.

 

Previously (A face only a mother could love?)